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How to make your very own Black Metal band?
Kalev EST
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Well wonder no longer. I´ve found this handy tutorial to help you.

http://web.zone.ee/blackmetal/
Kalev EST
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Just leave it. It´ll make you look like a tit as well.

"Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

or

"Arguing over the Internet is like competing in Special Olympics. You may win but you´re still retarded."
Kalev EST
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Quote from major_syphillis : they [Taliban] have bombed many countries

Which countries?
Kalev EST
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Russia saved Western Europe. Eastern Europe rotted under communism for over 40 years.

And they wouldn´t have done that without Hitler´s incompetence and American supplies.
Kalev EST
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He´s joking.
Kalev EST
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Quote from S14 DRIFT :The UK has some of the worlds worst road qualities of any country in the developed western world, they are widely regarded to be some of the, if not the worst in Europe.

Eh? Clearly you´ve never been to Eastern Europe. Especially Estonia and Poland. The roads are very bumpy. It´s mainly down to poor build quality, rougher winters than Western Europe (freezing and defrosting wrecks roads) and in Poland´s case very high load on the roads. Every other vehicle in there seems to be a huge truck.

And if you want examples of really bad roads. Look at this "highway" in Russia. (Ok, Russia may be evil but it´s still relatively developed compared to most Asian, African and South American countries.)
Kalev EST
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Quote from bbman :Well, the last GP of the season has just finished and you look into a thread that reads F1 Chat, what do you expect? If you can't be arsed to put 1 + 1 together, you deserve to be "spoilered"...

Was that aimed to me?

The thread title was "Lewis Hamilton is world champion!!!!!!". And it didn´t spoil anything to me. I watched the race live. I was just thinking about others who didn´t see it live.
Kalev EST
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Nice spoiler to anyone that hasn´t seen the race yet.
Kalev EST
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Personally:
- Ice Hockey
- Basketball
- American Football
- Baseball

In Estonia in general though the most popular sport (not just out of these four) is basketball. Somewhere a lot further back is ice-hockey. It hasn´t really caught on because there aren´t many icerinks here and it´s generally considered to be a "violent Russian-sport". American football and baseball are very very rarely played.
Kalev EST
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I pointed to the members of our team. I said every [noob]. If I had said every [noobs] then that would have sounded weird.

You haven´t been a [noob] long enough to master the fine art of smartassing.
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Kalev EST
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[noobs] is the team. You are a [noob]. Not n00b, nub or knob!!!
Kalev EST
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Kev would probably give every [noob] a new "funny" avatar and status because he couldn´t join the team.
Kalev EST
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Woah...

Marlboro, Kent, Philip Morris are the most expensive commonly smoked cigs and they cost £2. I smoke L&M which is about £1,5. There are cheaper one´s too but they taste funky. And the price recently went up. Before that they were half a pound cheaper.

So what do you do when someone bums you for fags? Tell them to piss off?
Kalev EST
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Quote from sam93 :I would most likely spend £10 of car mags or if out fags.

Quote from sam93 :I hardly smoke. One now and again.

I wouldn´t call anyone who spends £10 on smokes when he´s out a "hardly-smoker". I don´t know how much cigarettes cost in UK but around here you could get 5-10 packs depending on which one´s you go for. 20 cigs in a pack, 5 packs, 100 cigarettes. Nicotine poisoning ahoy. Actually if you think about it. Smoking a fag takes, lets say on average about 5 minutes. That´s 12 an hour. To go through a 100 you´d need to be smoking the whole day.
Kalev EST
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Very very weird and pointless poll options. You seem to have put only the bands you like in there. Also they all seem to rock bands. There are other music styles out there too you know. And come on... Outworld? I´ve never heard of them in my life and that alone means they couldn´t be the best group ever.

Out of these - Queen.
Kalev EST
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Braveheart.

FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!
Kalev EST
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I forgot about Spick too. I meant Kahjojekjejjkjekjok.
Kalev EST
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Errr, [noobs] has 3 Americans. 4 if you count Rod because Brazil is technically America.

And I did a few races this weekend, so I´m not inactive!!!
(It was like the third time in a year and a half though...)
Kalev EST
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I have nothing against Hamilton. However his fans are the most annoying there are and the constant media hype gets on my nerves as well. Maybe I´m a petty person but in my eyes that dislike then goes on to Hamilton.
Kalev EST
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It says "snuff" on that tin. Snuff is the tobacco you snuff into your nose. Snus is the stuff you stick under your lip.
Kalev EST
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Most immature - drifters. I´m not saying all of them but there are some who bring down the reputation of all.
Weirdest - cruisers. I don´t really understand what the charm of cruising is but what ever floats your boat.

Most cocky - definitely racers. All of that "LFS is a serious RACING sim" and the drifters, cruisers, rallycrossers, etc should hide in their hole. Most of the annoying LFS fanboys seem to be racers as well. And let´s not forget Tristan. He´s a racer.
Kalev EST
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There´s a saying in Estonian "Igaüks mõtleb oma rikutuse astmelt", which is roughly translated as "Everyone thinks the way how corrupted their mind is". Guess my mind is just not used to seeing racism in every possible place.

The fact is that there are so few black people living in Estonia (and I would imagine in Hungary too) that I haven´t got first hand experience with racism. In fact I don´t know any black guys. Here the Estonian word for "n*****", which is "neeger" is commonly used. And it´s not meant as an insult. There was a lawsuit for "insulting" someone with that word and the court decided that in the Estonian language the word "neeger" is not an insult. If a black guy walks down the street around here old ladys might stare and talk amongst themselves "oh look, a neeger" but they don´t mean anything bad with it. It´s just that black guys are rare around here and maybe they´ve never seen one before. However in Estonian the word for "black" ("must") also means "dirty", which is in my mind more offensive to use.

Anyway got a bit off topic. My point is that in different places of the world there are different ways and customs. Around here calling someone a "chocolate dude" is not insulting. Töki obviously didn´t mean anything bad with that phrase. I´d hate to be told that "I hope you and your family burn alive and/or get tortured you racist ****" when I accidentally use some phrase that someone somewhere finds offensive.
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Kalev EST
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Someone please explain to me how the heck calling someone a "chocolate dude" is offensive? Don´t give me that "it´s a cheap racist comment" dribble. Explain why.

The way I see it, it´s just a description of his skin. The same as "look at that blond girl over there". If you guys think calling him a "chocolate dude", which essentially is calling him a black guy (which he is), is offensive then who´s the real racist?

You guys remind me of this guy. Except he´s a funny parodist. You´re not.
Kalev EST
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Example 1: Hamilton is a stupid, fat, ugly, smug, cocky, disgusting, untalented, incest bastard who should quit F1 and go hang himself.
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Example 2: Probably Kimi will do the same that the chocolate dude did in Japan.
Reaction on this forum: Omg, wtf, what a racist dickhead c**t!!!!


This seeing racism in every single word or action has got absolutely ridicilous.
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